
Tag: UK Politics


Government failed care homes; privately owned homes are quick to insist

‘Can I please get a haircut now?’ ask UK

‘I don’t negotiate with terrorists’ declares Boris, after first night with baby Boris

‘Thank god I’m out!’ Cackles Theresa May on 3rd bottle of wine

‘Home Secretary should stay at home’ Priti Patel reminds nation why absence makes the heart grow fonder

Discovering the danger of austerity and ignoring poverty for a generation

“5G is a Witch!” Britain’s morons revert to 16th century witch burning to fight Coronavirus.

UK to test “Eleventy-thousand people a minute” blurts a panicked Matt Hancock
