Tag: Satire
Property tycoons concerns as average UK property price tumbles from £220,000 to a mere £219,000
‘Chat sh*t about Leicester, get banged’ warns Vardy
Boris confirms first major public infrastructure project by walling off Leicester city
Boris vehemently denies shitting his pants whilst doing a press up
Number of children living in poverty increases as Boris Johnson dodges child support payments
‘We’ll just say we’re getting an eye test’ chuckle locals and tourists as beaches threatened with closure
‘Use your common sense, but not so much common sense you change your voting behaviour’ clarifies Boris
‘Prepared for a second wave? We’re not even ready for a heat wave!’ lament health leaders
