5th August 20205th August 2020 Acton Murry

People who were desperate to return to work for months already praying for it to be Friday, new study reveals

21st July 2020 Acton Murry

‘NHS not for sale’ confirms government that can’t decide what day it is

15th July 202015th July 2020 Acton Murry

Sadomasochist left deeply disappointed after seeing #MaskMoaners trending on twitter.

14th July 2020 Acton Murry

PM finally happy to encourage face masks, now lucrative contracts are finalised and in place

13th July 202013th July 2020 Acton Murry

FBI can question Prince Andrew on US soil as soon as Anne Sacoolas Is handed over, UK confirm

10th July 2020 Acton Murry

Trump praying he didn’t claim tax back on any Epstein ‘Country retreat’ expenditures

10th July 2020 Acton Murry

‘There’s the guy who cut free TV licences for the elderly! Get him!’ Yells Johnson et al

9th July 2020 Acton Murry

‘Bre-X-it Gon’ Give It to Ya’ as PM asks rapper DMX to join the negotiation team

8th July 2020 Acton Murry

President of Brazil struck down with a severe case of irony

5th July 2020 Acton Murry

Government ‘shocked’ to discover drunk people aren’t capable of social distancing