13th April 202014th April 2020 Tony Curram

‘Carries fury’ as PM ‘worked on’ by two nurses for 3 nights

28th March 20203rd April 2020 Tony Curram

PM’s First cabinet address from isolation ‘a disaster’ as Skype freezes on PM’s sex face

3rd March 20203rd April 2020 Tony Curram

UK raises Coronavirus threat from ‘mild inconvenience’ to ‘let’s put the kettle on’

29th February 20203rd April 2020 Tony Curram

Boris Johnson breaks world record for number of Latin expletives yelled in under one minute

28th February 202013th May 2020 Tony Curram

False alarm; Escaped albino gorilla actually just PM attempting yoga.