
Tag: Boris Johnson


‘The end is Nigh!’ Scream religious zealots as ‘anti-Christ’ is born

‘Thank god I’m out!’ Cackles Theresa May on 3rd bottle of wine

‘Carries fury’ as PM ‘worked on’ by two nurses for 3 nights

PM’s First cabinet address from isolation ‘a disaster’ as Skype freezes on PM’s sex face

Panic as Coronavirus jumps species barrier, infecting prime ape

Fears grow for Gen Y’s sanity as ‘Nolo alcohol free Beer’ sales rocket

Boris Johnson breaks world record for number of Latin expletives yelled in under one minute
