‘Trust your common sense’ says man who caught Covid after shaking hands with everyone during a photo op at a hospital.
Britain lower Covid threat level back from ‘rather miffed’ to ‘let’s put the kettle on’.
Chase on paid leave pending results of police probe into historic misconduct
‘I’ll take a knee for no man, although I will bend over’ clarifies Dominic Raab
‘Coronavirus and Brexit’ shittiest duo since Jedward, UK TV viewers confirm
‘Why don’t we just hire the A-team?’ asks Dominic Raab
‘Trust your common sense’ says man who caught Covid after shaking hands with everyone during a photo op at a hospital.
Britain lower Covid threat level back from ‘rather miffed’ to ‘let’s put the kettle on’.
German man Christian Brückner being blamed for absolutely everything
Chase on paid leave pending results of police probe into historic misconduct
Dropping social distancing to one meter makes things 10 times more ‘exciting’ clarifies Rishi Sunak
Katie Hopkins permanently banned from twitter after breaching ‘terms of use’ by not actually being human, Twitter confirm
‘I’ll take a knee for no man, although I will bend over’ clarifies Dominic Raab
Hawkeye disallowed goal after failed Barnard Castle eye test, FA investigation concludes
