Category: UK Politics
Boris confirms first major public infrastructure project by walling off Leicester city
Boris vehemently denies shitting his pants whilst doing a press up
Number of children living in poverty increases as Boris Johnson dodges child support payments
‘We’ll just say we’re getting an eye test’ chuckle locals and tourists as beaches threatened with closure
‘Use your common sense, but not so much common sense you change your voting behaviour’ clarifies Boris
‘Why don’t we just hire the A-team?’ asks Dominic Raab
‘Trust your common sense’ says man who caught Covid after shaking hands with everyone during a photo op at a hospital.
Dropping social distancing to one meter makes things 10 times more ‘exciting’ clarifies Rishi Sunak