27th June 2020 Tony Curram

‘Use your common sense, but not so much common sense you change your voting behaviour’ clarifies Boris

26th June 2020 Tony Curram

‘Prepared for a second wave? We’re not even ready for a heat wave!’ lament health leaders

25th June 2020 Tony Curram

Westminster’s panic as Royal Mail axes 2,000 manager jobs realising ‘what actually do they do?’

24th June 2020 Tony Curram

‘Why don’t we just hire the A-team?’ asks Dominic Raab

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‘Trust your common sense’ says man who caught Covid after shaking hands with everyone during a photo op at a hospital.

23rd June 202024th June 2020 Tony Curram

Britain lower Covid threat level back from ‘rather miffed’ to ‘let’s put the kettle on’.

21st June 202020th June 2020 Tony Curram

Dropping social distancing to one meter makes things 10 times more ‘exciting’ clarifies Rishi Sunak

20th June 2020 Tony Curram

Katie Hopkins permanently banned from twitter after breaching ‘terms of use’ by not actually being human, Twitter confirm

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‘I’ll take a knee for no man, although I will bend over’ clarifies Dominic Raab

18th June 2020 Tony Curram

Hawkeye disallowed goal after failed Barnard Castle eye test, FA investigation concludes