17th September 2020 Acton Murry

Hunting parties being exempt from the rule of 6 ‘shows how compassionate and in touch with the general public we are’ confirms Boris.

11th August 202011th August 2020 Acton Murry

Freelance photographers still patiently waiting to snap first photo of Prince Andrew sweating

10th August 20209th August 2020 Acton Murry

UK enters second week of attempting to appease angry fire god with sacrificial fair haired offerings

5th August 20205th August 2020 Acton Murry

People who were desperate to return to work for months already praying for it to be Friday, new study reveals

21st July 2020 Acton Murry

‘NHS not for sale’ confirms government that can’t decide what day it is

15th July 202015th July 2020 Acton Murry

Sadomasochist left deeply disappointed after seeing #MaskMoaners trending on twitter.

14th July 2020 Acton Murry

PM finally happy to encourage face masks, now lucrative contracts are finalised and in place

13th July 202013th July 2020 Acton Murry

FBI can question Prince Andrew on US soil as soon as Anne Sacoolas Is handed over, UK confirm

11th July 2020 Acton Murry

Man with top knot regrets getting matching ball knot after unfortunate zipper incident

10th July 2020 Acton Murry

‘There’s the guy who cut free TV licences for the elderly! Get him!’ Yells Johnson et al