5th August 20205th August 2020 Tony Curram

People who were desperate to return to work for months already praying for it to be Friday, new study reveals

21st July 2020 Tony Curram

‘NHS not for sale’ confirms government that can’t decide what day it is

15th July 202015th July 2020 Tony Curram

Sadomasochist left deeply disappointed after seeing #MaskMoaners trending on twitter.

14th July 2020 Tony Curram

PM finally happy to encourage face masks, now lucrative contracts are finalised and in place

13th July 202013th July 2020 Tony Curram

FBI can question Prince Andrew on US soil as soon as Anne Sacoolas Is handed over, UK confirm

11th July 2020 Tony Curram

Man with top knot regrets getting matching ball knot after unfortunate zipper incident

10th July 2020 Tony Curram

‘There’s the guy who cut free TV licences for the elderly! Get him!’ Yells Johnson et al

9th July 2020 Tony Curram

‘Bre-X-it Gon’ Give It to Ya’ as PM asks rapper DMX to join the negotiation team

5th July 2020 Tony Curram

Government ‘shocked’ to discover drunk people aren’t capable of social distancing

4th July 2020 Tony Curram

Jubilation as model villages are allowed to re-open (and apparently pubs too)