Freelance photographers still patiently waiting to snap first photo of Prince Andrew sweating

By Tony Curram

Photographers the world over are braving the excruciating heat, patiently waiting in well-constructed hides to snap the first photos of the Prince sweating profusely.

Virginia Roberts Giuffre, who alleges she was trafficked to London to have sex with the Duke of York, described vividly how she remembered the Duke ‘sweating all over me’, only to have the Prince refute the claims by boldly stating ‘I don’t sweat’.

“We’ve got him now!” Beamed Mr Steel, a freelance photographer from Bristol “It’s so hot my shoes melted to the pavement, he’s got to have a few beads of sweat sooner or later!”

We approached Prince Andrew for comment, however apparently he was engaged in a tour of the estates walk in freezer.

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