People who were desperate to return to work for months already praying for it to be Friday, new study reveals

By Acton Murry

A new study has revealed that 68% of the UK work force, who have been eager to return to normality and work, are already praying for it to be Friday, with another 57% already wishing to take some holiday time.

“It’s true what they say: ‘be careful what you wish for’, I only have myself to blame!” moaned Mr Garity, an accountant from Croydon.

“I mean, I’ve been working from home for months and found my own little rhythm. Sleep in until 9am, respond to a few emails, and then open my first beer of the day at 12:01pm. Then the rest of the afternoon goes by in a nice fuzzy haze.”

“I kept telling everyone that’s it’s been nice, but I can’t wait to get back to the office. And now I’m back and they expect me to be in the office before 8am! And no drinking until after 5pm! What’s that all about! Oh god – What have I done?!”

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