By Tony Curram
As Ghislaine Maxwell, an ex-girlfriend of convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and close friend of Prince Andrew, is charged in the US after being arrested by the FBI, and audible ‘Oh shit!’ has been heard around the UK emanating from the Prince’s estate.
The FBI has accused Prince Andrew of not offering his full co-operation and answering questions relating to his involvement of the abuse and trafficking of women, many of whom were minors, for sex work. However a member of the Prince’s legal team rebutted the claim stating:
“We will not allow the Prince to be grilled for hours on end by an American prosecutor; he’d fall apart! Have you not seen his interview? And that was just a friendly, relaxed conversation in his own home.”
“What we need now is a nice media distraction; Harry and Meghan were good enough to get on board last time and distract the media, but we’ve played that card now. And we thought it’d gone away for good with Coronavirus filling the airwaves, but now the Prince is firmly in the FBI’s sight,”
“What we need now is another major outbreak, or maybe a war; or both. Is that too much to ask?”
We asked Prince Andrew directly for comment, but he was apparently too busy having a severe panic attack