Boris confirms first major public infrastructure project by walling off Leicester city

By Tony Curram

In an attempt to stimulate the economy, Boris is set to announce several major public infrastructure projects and has confirmed his first one; the walling off of Leicester city.

When asked by a journalist if he felt this was a justified and appropriate response to spike in Coronavirus cases, Mr Johnson responded:

“Coronavirus? Absurd! This is because Leicester has consistently been voted the worst place in the UK to live; we don’t need that kind of negativity when we start trying to attract foreign investors. I mean, I’m sure it will also help lower the spread, so that’s always a bonus.”

“And my cousin across the pond loves walls, so if I build a really, really good one, maybe we’ll get a great trade deal for chlorinated chicken and overly expensive pharmaceuticals!”

Cover photo by 5ofnovember, more of their amazing work on https://www.deviantart.com/5ofnovember/art/The-Wall-550206783

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