“What you doing?” Asks toddler with boundary issues
Britain re-assured normality is on the horizon, as Brexit now being mentioned in media again
“I meant I’m taking Hydrogen Peroxide!” Clarifies a confused Trump
UK accidentally pledge £8.40 to vaccine research after disastrous Hancock/Abbott collaboration
Pot Noodle and a wank no longer limited to just once a day, announces Prime Minister
‘Killer Mike’ says no to violence whilst wearing ‘Kill your masters’ t-shirt, confirming Americans don’t do Irony
SpaceX astronauts shot into space ‘Just like I should have’ laments newly expecting father
‘Have you tried just not going in the sea?’ Asks RNLI director
“What you doing?” Asks toddler with boundary issues
Twitter to sign executive order against Donald Trump
‘You think this is bad; don’t check my hard drive!’ says Dom the Dom
Britain re-assured normality is on the horizon, as Brexit now being mentioned in media again
Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates Finalise Plans To Take Over The World.
Corbyn’s brother arrested at Anti-Lockdown protest; Daily Mail editor in critical but stable condition
